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Ok I completely understand were this is coming from and I respect it. But if I spend $10,000 on a fucking wedding ring I better be gettin some ass..
um the point is just because you’re married doesn’t mean you are required to have sex all the time. there are going to be times where one or the other is not going to be feeling up for it and you just have to respect that they don’t want to.
Ever heard the expression “to keep your man happy keep his belly full and his nuts empty” Words to live by! Just saying..
Yeah I’m not fucking stupid but you don’t have to have sex every fucking second. I can’t believe I’m reading this.
rule #1) IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.
este hombre merece LA GLORIA
must. reblog. the creator.
I LOVE YOU
He’ s God
Regola N.1 di Tumblr: rebloggare il creatore ogni volta che appare in dash.
(Mi sento uno degli omini verdi di ToyStory)
I LOVE YOU!!!!
Blocklava (via blocklava)
I think I love people from tumblr :)
my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.”
I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this
Tiny house built by Heirloom Custom Tiny Homes in Oregon. See more here!
THIS IS A CRIME.
I wanna build a tiny house so bad and raise a tiny little family in it!
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it
omfg that FACE
Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times
THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD
Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
Mom I broke the cat
So I lost weight
+18. You've been warned. |
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